Jay-Z & Beyonce Funny Wedding Sketch

POSTED BY Brittany ON Sunday, January 13th 2008 @ 4:07 PM

Hip-hop sketch comedy group It’s the Real recently posted their latest take at the complex subculture of the rich and famous, If it was all so Bey-Z, using a comical cut-and-paste collage style animation (think Internet People by Meth Minute 39, but for hip-hop moguls).

The skit is narrated by a fictional celebrity wedding planner, Lauren, dishing on behind-the-scenes details for coordinating the elaborately comical seating arrangements at Jay Z and Beyonce’s wedding, which we all know went down, but has yet to be confirmed.

Possibly the best line of the skit:

“Freeway, Beenie and Memphis Bleek all wanted to sit at Kanye’s tables, as long as Kanye wasn’t sitting there, so that was weird.”

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33 COMMENTS SO FAR...

HELLO BROOKLYN
January 13, 2008 @ 4:14 PM

WHEN THEY GET MARRIED YALL WILL KNOW OTHER THAN THAT LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!

Brittany
January 13, 2008 @ 4:15 PM

Yeah thats why they hiding it, to keep these nosey leecher out they business, can’t blame em enough!

chefbeecookdatcrack
January 13, 2008 @ 4:23 PM

RI RI SIT NOWHERE NEAR ANY1′S HUBBY. LMAO
I’VE SEEN THIS. IT’S REALLY FUNNY.

GYPBEE PAINTED BEE
January 13, 2008 @ 4:57 PM

U DIDN’T CLAIM 1ST SO…..1ST!!!! LOL

GYPBEE PAINTED BEE
January 13, 2008 @ 4:59 PM

YEAH IT IS FUNNY . I SAW IT B4 2 CUZ I POSTED IT LOL.

chefbeecookdatcrack
January 13, 2008 @ 5:02 PM

YEAH U DID.LOL LIKE A WEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK AGO.

Brittany
January 13, 2008 @ 5:08 PM

i KNOW its old u guys, calm down lol

GYPBEE PAINTED BEE
January 13, 2008 @ 5:14 PM

YEAH I KNOW , I WAS JUST SAYING THAT I ALREADY SAW IT B4 BRITTANY LOL :-)

Brittany
January 13, 2008 @ 5:33 PM

Oh ok lol

GYPBEE PAINTED BEE
January 13, 2008 @ 5:50 PM

#10

;-)

Melissa 1
January 13, 2008 @ 8:55 PM

#11

YEAH, LMFAO! I SAW THIS. IT WAS HILARIOUS!

manena
January 15, 2008 @ 7:58 PM

#12

lol rihanna under the table-….too funny
and is dat lil kim on the back next to jay?
and where are the girls? k & m?

Jessica
January 20, 2008 @ 3:20 PM

#13

Dont know but ppl are stupied. She’ll get married when ever the hell she feel like it. I wouldnt tell my biz either cause ppl being so damn nosy and shit. it aint none of they fucking bizness.

felipe alef
January 21, 2008 @ 1:43 PM

#14

eu ta amo beyonce

Leyla
January 21, 2008 @ 2:58 PM

#15

I hate Rihanna! She has good songs, but she is such a lime light stealer from Beyonce!
She is a hypocritical freak! Beyonce and Jay Z are the perfect match!!

olivia
January 31, 2008 @ 4:16 PM

#16

hey

crystal
February 2, 2008 @ 11:19 AM

#17

I DONT KNOW WHY THEY HAVE TO HIDE THAT THEY ARE TOGETHER I MEAN WE ALL KNOW THE DEAL THEY TWO GROWN PEOPLE I MEAN THEY MAKE ME THINK THEY SHAME OF EACH OTHER ONCE THE WORLD KNOW OUT THEY MOUTH THAT THEY R WHAT THEY HEAR AROUND THE WORLD SHIT WILL STOP KEEP IT REAL WE CANT HAVE THEM SO WHAT

PiNk93
February 3, 2008 @ 4:36 PM

#18

BEYONCE IS SOOO FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE IS MY IDOL

kaitlyn
February 4, 2008 @ 6:45 PM

#19

i love you beyonce!!!!!!!!!!!!

barbara
February 5, 2008 @ 10:04 AM

#20

I LOVE U,BEYONCE SO MUCH!!!AND ONE BIG KISS FOR U!

barbara
February 5, 2008 @ 10:04 AM

#21

I LOVE U,BEYONCE SO MUCH!

Mike(Majjik) aka. Gemini
February 6, 2008 @ 4:16 PM

#22

I think you are beautiful Beyonce, take care of jigga man he is my relative that i have only seen a couple of times im from the real roc rochester Ny. He is my hero the one man in the world who can say this georgeous ,talented ,exscuisite woman ,is mine all mine. please stay with him cause that makes me sort of close to you in a way also peace; from majjic aka. Gemini” attracter of all Virgo,s but you are taken by bloodline which takes you forever off my radar forever. Hurry up and get some babies you two will have some beautiful chirren this writing is not from ez so keep your shirt on “seanhead”

Mike(Majjik) aka. Gemini
February 6, 2008 @ 4:32 PM

#23

hey holla back you got my email i can tell you about the time you stayed at the sheraton in rochester ny when you were with destinys child, you had your own room though you were indeed a lady im not trying to act like something happened it is just natural you chose some one who shares my same blood. From his dad of course which means true bloodline cant get no closer

beenumber1fan
March 30, 2008 @ 9:56 PM

#24

cute nd funny specially rihanna uder the table

noelle teague
April 8, 2008 @ 10:42 AM

#25

wheres 4 the fam on the dynasty

squeaky
April 11, 2008 @ 10:07 AM

#26

YALL IS A MESS AND I DON’T LIKE BEYONCE THEY DON’T MAKE A GOOD COUPLE SHE CAN DO BETTER. IT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE. IF I WAS JAY-Z I WOULD MARRY HER TOO BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN STALKING JAY-Z FOR THE LONGEST NOW SHE GOT HIM TO HERSELF….BUT IS THIS A RUMOR??!!

squeaky
April 11, 2008 @ 10:10 AM

#27

BEYONCE YOU ARE A PRETTY GIRL AND YOU ARE MY IDOL BUT SWEETIE YOU CAN DO BETTA…JUST BECAUSE HE HELP YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE DOESNT ME YOU HAVE TO MARRY HIM. BUT IF THAT WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY THEN GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND.

kISWAUNA
April 11, 2008 @ 10:13 AM

#28

YO I LOVE JAY-Z BUT BEYONCE CAN’T TAKE MY MAN I WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN. AS LONG AS HE IS HAPPY IM COOL

SQUEAKY
April 11, 2008 @ 10:17 AM

#29

BEYONCE I KNOW YOU ARE A STR BUT YOU CAN BE NICE AND TRIED TO SEND US BACK A MESSAGE. THAT WOULD BE NICE DON’T YOU THINK. BUT ANYWAYS KICK RIHANNA BACK UNDER HER UMBRELLA AAAA

GRACIE LEWIS
April 22, 2008 @ 12:45 PM

#30

KLHFVJHGH

GRACIE LEWIS
April 22, 2008 @ 12:47 PM

#31

B GIRL DO YOUR THANG YOU ALREADY KNW HOES GOING HATE FUCK THEM HOES HE GOT WHO HE WNT

miss real
April 30, 2008 @ 11:39 AM

#32

they got the big fore head girl under the table

angel
May 1, 2008 @ 12:48 PM

#33

beyonce do ur thing, god as blessed you and i want you to thank him for that every day, nuff luv