Beyonce was on the show once when I played her in a skit, and it made me feel very uncomfortable. So I said to her, “You know, I hope I did you justice.’ She Said, “No, it was really good.” She’s so polite, it makes you feel impolite even when you’re trying to be polite. I thought, Oh my God, I’m going to hell!”
[…] Andy Armitage wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptBeyonce was on the show once when I played her in a skit, and it made me feel very uncomfortable. So I said to her, “You know, I hope I did you justice.’ She Said, “No, it was really good.” She’s so polite, it makes you feel impolite … […]
IM FIRST THAT #1 POST DOINT COUNT.
awwww so sweet!!!!
LOL I LOVE HER SHE IS SO FUNNY. AND YALL THIS IS THE GIRL GROM GEMINI. REMEMBER WHEN DC WAS ON SNL AND THEY DID THAT SKIT ABOUT THE 2 GIRLS WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF THE GROUP AND FORMED THEIR OWN GROUP CALLED GEMINI AND HAD THE CD CALLED BABYDADDYOLOGY. I LOVE THAT SKIT I REMEMBER THE NAME OF DC’S GROUP WAS SERENDIPITY’S COINCIDENCE, AHHHH I CANT REMEMBER THEIR NAMES ALL I KNOW IS KELLY WAS NOKIA. THEN THEY SANG A SONG CALLED “BIG UPS”
IT WENT LIKE THIS:
ALL:BIG UPS TO MY MA CUZ SHE HAD ME
BIG UPS TO PA CUZ HE BANK ME
BIG UPS TO MY GIRLS CUZ THEY BACK ME
CUZ THE BIG UP THE BIG IS UP TO ME
ALL YALL LET ME HEAR
BIG UP TO ME
ALL YALL LET ME HEAR
BIG UP TO ME
ALL YALL LET ME HEAR
KELLY: MY HAIR IS WEAVE
ALL: ALL YALL LET ME HEAR
BEYONCE: I SING ALL THE LEADS
ALL: ALL YALL LET ME HEAR
MICHELLE: IM JUST HERE!
LOL THIS IS MY FAV SONG.
OOOH YEAH BFAN I SAW THAT 1 SNL SKIT. WASN’T IT WHEN KELLY HAD HER SHORT RED HAIRSTYLE ? LOL I REMEMBER THAT SONG. I THINK I RECORDED IT 2.DIDN’T THEY HAVE 2 GIRLS THERTE LIKE THEY WERE THE 1′S THAT GOT KICKED OUT OF DC 2
WHO IS MAYA Rudolph ?
YEAH GYP SHE HAD RED HAIR AND IT WAS CRAZY SHE SAID HER HAIR IS WEAVE. AND YEAH THE GROUP GEMINI WAS THE GIRLS THAT WERE KICKED OUT OF THE GROUP. AND MAYA IS A COMEDIAN. SHE DOES STUFF LIKE SNL AND MAD TV.
OH O K…SHE KIIIND OF LOOKED FAMILIAR, BUT I DIDN’T KNOW WHO SHE WAS,THANX BFAN. WERENT THEY 2 PLAYING PIECES OF THERE MUSIC THROUGH OUT THE SKIT 2?
LOL YEAH
THAT 1 WAS FUNNY
BUT I DIDNT KNOW SHE DID A BEYONCE SKIT NOW THAT I HAVE TO FIND.
SHE DID ? IF U FIND IT LET ME KNOW
AWWWWW
that lady is hella funny.
SAUSHE!!!!!!
OH, I KEEP FORGETTING TO TELL YOU GUYS, BUT IMA TELL YA’LL NOW! MY FRIEND FROM PHILLY WENT TO THE BEYONCE EXPERIENCE AND SHE SAID THAT BEYONCE SAID “DAMN THAT WAS SO GOOD, I WANNA BUY HIM A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK!” FOR SUGA MAMA. I WAS CRACKING UP WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT. YOU GOTTA LOVE BEE! LOL
LOL MEL ARE U SERIOUS. LOL B IS SO CRAZY.
YEAH. SHE’S SO FUNNY!
THIS SITE WAS ACTING CRAZY YESTERDAY AND TODAY UP UNITL NOW
ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DID THE SITE BARLY GO BACK UP 2DAY SOMEBODY?
#15 WAS FUNNY “ME”
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=12276996 75 GO WATCH THIS. SHE’S SO NICE
AWWW MAN I CAN’T WACH IT UNTILL I GET MY LAPTOP BACK :-( (SOMETHING NEW I LEARNED LOL) THANX 4 THAT VID “ME”
Maya Rudolph is funny. She can sing too. She’s the daughter of the lady who sang “Loving You Is Easy Cause Your Beautiful”, I don’t think that’s what it’s called. She is an actress on Saturday Night Live. I think she’s being sincere and I appreciate it. I like her “Beyoncé and Prince show” skits.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u guys even still remember me? this is janae, you know i wen to africa and said goodbye in awhile hoping i would be back soon to say wassup! do u guys still remember? oh i lov you all and its gud to see my sis and bros held it own here, through it all you guys are the best beyonce fans ever. I went to beyonce’s concert in New York and i remember her doing a rendition to jill scott’s she loves me, n i was thinking of you guys for some reason, my brothers were like you are so weird! lol well am not in new york anymore, im in paris, i live in les chams elysees, chateau de nuit and i go to school here, studying you know what else? fashion!!!
anyway i stay busy like shit dats why i havent been here in so many months am too busy, so SAUSHE, BFAN, MELISSA, WARREN, ICON, STUPID PRINCENIGGER WHERE IS HE? RICARDO, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and by the way i love maya’s mom song LOVING YOU with that high ass whistle! MUAHZZZZ!
WAIT, JANAE……….HM, ARE TOU THE ONE WITH THE OLDER BROTHERS AND YOU WENT TO NYU? ANYWAY, I WENT TO THE ONE IN NEW YORK TOO. WARREN DID TOO. WE WENT ON THE 4TH.
THE 4TH THATS RIGHT, I MISS BEE. I LOVE YOU BEE…LOL
BOTH OF U WERE LUCKY…..N E OF U WHO SAW HER IN CONCERT WAS LUCKY
lol Like my favorite comedian talking about my favorite singer. I love Maya. Anyways welcome back Janae! I remember ya! And Melissa did she seriously say that? xD Philly Cheese steak! LMAO!
GYPSY is it u who are GYPBEE now? :P
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Thanks for the updates Jason…
Yall I know there are so many posts, but don’t forget the voting post, check it out & vote plllllz!!!
Hey Yo Yo Bee & Saushe, cool to see you here too!
And Melissa that witrh ur friend in Philly was so funny, you gotta love Bee!!
& btw I loved the “Emotions” by Debora Wilson (did I spell her name right??) that they did on MADtv, loved them MADtv parodies really ;)
hey JANAE HOW ARE YOU.
YES IT IS ME S WHO WAS GYPSY, BUT THIS TIME I HAD 2 CHANGE IT B’CUZ A WHILE BACK I TYRED 2 PUT MY POSTS IN & THEY WOULDN’T GO IN UNTIL I CHANGED MY NAME. I TRYED LOTS OF TIMES B4 THAT & THEY WOULDN’T GO IN UNTIL I CHANGED MY NAME. I DON’T KNOW WHY THOUGH
hey i found a press release thing on the Beyonce experience dvd
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1544/pressjk3.jpg
haha I remember that skit and that other one she did the Prince skit.
THANX 4 THAT BRANDON
HEY WHERE IS EVERYBODY @
I ONLY REMEMBER THE 1 THAT BFAN WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH GEMINI. I DIDN’T C THE 1 WITH PRINCE
BEYONCE REALLY DOESNT EVEN DO MUSIC FOR THE LOVE OF IT ANYMORE , SHE DOES IT FOR THE ATTENTION , LOVE HER , SHE JUST NEEDS TO HAVE MORE CLASSYNESS INSTEAD OF SHOWING OFF HER BODY AT ANY CHANCE , BECOME AN IDOL LIKE ALISHA KEYS , MAKE A GOOD ROLE MODEL NOT A SLUTTY ONE!
Jennifer THAT’ NOT NICE 2 TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN U SAY “THE SLUTTY 1 “U DON’T HAVE 2 PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT. IT’S O K
WHAT JENNIFER?
LOOK BITCH(JENNIFER) IF YOU DONT LIKE HER BACK UP. WHY ARE YOU HERE.
I LOVE MISS KEYS AND BEYONCE IS AN IDOL, MISS KEYS IS NOT.
TAKE YOUR HATER ASS BACK TO WERE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOUR THE SLITTY ONE BITCH!!!!
SORRY FB FAMILY I HAD TO GET THAT OF MY CHEST…LOL
SORRY..LOL
LMAO! WARREN!!! NOW I’M GUESSING SHE SURELY WON’T COME BACK. AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW THE HELL DOES JENNIFER KNOW WHY BEE STILL DOES MUSIC.
LMAO WARREN. I THOUGHT U GUYZ WOULD SAY SOMTHING SOONER. & I LIKE ALICIA KEYS 2
WHAT!!? You tellin me BEYONCE don’t LOVE MUSIC!!!!?? If she doesn’t do it for the love of music then why would she work her damn ASS OFF like what’s she doing right NOW!? Doing an album in 2 weeks! AFTER doing the best musical EVER! Doing almost all her videos in 2 weeks AGAIN. NOW SHE’S ON TOUR. She fell face first down some stairs but ROSE RIGHT BACK UP and KEPT GOING!! THAT’S LOVE!! She’s more dedicated than any other artist out there!! so COME CORRECT!
EXACTLY I LOVE B!!! YOU SAID IT BEST!
IF SHE DIDN’T EVER WANNA B IN THIS INDUSTRY SHE WOULD HAVE QUIT A LOOOOOOOONG TIME AGO. I AGREE WITH U I LOVE BEE THAT WHEN SHE FELL DOWN THOSE STEPS. & WE WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW SHE HURT HERSLF 2 BY THE WAY SHE GOT RIGHT BACK UP! & SHE WENT ON WITH THE SHOW 2. SHE DIDN’T GO CRY 2 HER MOMMY
Okay, about what Jennifer said about B showing off her body…that statement is totally blown out of proportion. Just because she chooses to show some skin, is that bad?? She is just proud of her body, and has the confidence to actually show it. Besides, its not like she is exposing any vital organs…her breasts are covered, her ass cheeks never stick out, and she never has a camel toe poking out of her crotch so, she dresses pretty decent to me.
LMAO BEE4EVER….CAMEL TOE
I DONT KNOW WHO THIS LADY IZ, BUT SHE JUST GOT HERSELF A NEW FAN!!
WHAT HAPPEND 2 EVERY1 2DAY ?
LIL SIS, SHE IS FROM SNL. YOU DON’T WATCH THAT?
You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes. i’m sure Bee be like “What was I thinkin’ with that crazy mop lookin’ weave in “Fighting Temptations”???” LOL! J/K
DID MAYA DO A SKIT OF BEE DRESSED LIKE THE PIC ON HERE ?
ok JAY3091 idk if she’d say that??
Okay i have to agree with Jay on that one lmao…especially with that weave she was wearin at the 2003 Mtv VMA’s when she performed crazy in love. Damn I didnt know the humidity was that bad down there.
LMAO BEE4EVER!!!! HER HAIR WAS CRAZY THAT NIGHT. LOL. WENT WITH THE SONG. =)
LOL YALL R CRAZY AND NO I DONT WATCH SNL BIG SIS.
SO DID SHE DRESS LIKE HER IN THE SKIT THEN FROM THIS PIC ? DOES N E 1 KNOW ?
I DONT KNOW SORRY…LOL
O K THANX JACKIE
OMG people piss me off wit BEE show to much skin if EVE did not bit the apple we would still be walkin round naked so if we were all naked what would they say about BEE then damn her butt is to big she should go in the house and sit down somewhere ugh people always want to say somethin ALICIA KRYS in her new video got on a skin tight dress u can see all her curves what the hell and i know someone already explained this but BEE has been on tour since April and will not be done til NOV, or DEC so her album came out in SEPT. 2006 all after that she was promotin it and DREAMGIRLS up until the movie came out on every damn show rereleased BDAY with videos to every song and paid for them all herself then when she done wit her tour she goin in the studio in DEC to start a new and if u listen to BDAY and how creative it is and honestly tell me she does not LOVE MUSIC then she is a good pretender cuz i can’t tell!
I feel so sorry for you muthafuckers. I can’t believe that you guys are chastizing that girl “jennifer” and call her out her name and shit because she opinionated something that wasn’t even all that bad about beyonce. The girl sad that she liked her it’s just that she feels that she shows too much skin. What the fuck more do you “idolizing ass people who don’t have shit else to do but lounge on a celebrity’s webpage that your ass will probably never meet in life” want? i think yall is taking this beyonce fan shit too damn far. I love the girl for the records she’s made and the way she carries herself, but I could give a shit less about you idolizing ass hoes.
@warren, you talking about you gonna put your foot up somebodies ass, see now i know you ain’t shit but a stupid ass child. no grown ass man would say some shit like that. GAY ASS!!
and the rest of yall just laughing like its cute. no it wasn’t. it’s embarassing to know that I like the same celebrity yall like, but yall dumb ass is too cruel and obsessed to see that beyonce is just a person and she’s entitled to be talked about to.
Now, since yall want to dominate this beyonce’s website with yall lame ass comments talking about nothing. go right ahead, but don’t knock others for saying what they have to say. You bitches ain’t on Beyonces payroll - and you’ll never be. so you get over it!!
And for Jennifer, if you ever decide to voice your opinion up in here again - go right ahead.
I’ll be around and under the same name and I wish a muthafucker would try and tell me something. we can do this shit all day - i’m self employed hoes!!!!
**There’s a new sheriff in town**
I agree that everyone is entitled to their own opinion so let them say hat hey want to say. There not killing her I didn’t like the dress beyonce ore for the vma’s it just didn’t work for her. Thats my opinion I think she could have picked a better one and she looked larger than normal I still love her for her music and the way she carries herself though I will always be a fan of hers.
Love Songbird
