Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.
Jermaine Dupree would be school pussy who told on everybody.
Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but wuz actually in the slow class.
Ciara would be that one girl every guy wants to fuck, because they heard she gave great head at Riverdale high school in Atlanta and they saw a picture of her doin it.
Ne-Yo would be that one ugly boy that every girl loves because when he sings, they just go crazy.
Trey Songz would be that nigga ladies just love.
LL Cool J would be that teacher all the girls just wanna get with on the low.
Paul Wall will be the snitch lil white boy who snitched on chamillionaire to get respect
B5 would be the group of brothers that skipped a couple grades and have to hide behind Diddy so they wont get beat up
Keyshia Cole would be the fine ass chick always cryin cuz her man left her
Three 6 Mafia would be that group that only hung out with each other because everyone else thought that they were devil worshipers.
Marques Houston would be the popular senior that played every sport and got with every girl.
Omarion would be one of the loud annoying kids and people only liked him because of his older brother Marques Houston.
Mike Jones would be the Fat lil kid who ask around for a biscuit in lunch
Michelle would be the girl everyone made fun of behind her back but was nice to her because she was friends with Beyonce
Rihanna would be the fine foreign exchange student.
Rev Run would be the principal that all the kids laughed at behind his back and thought he was corny
Ashanti would be the girl who always entered the school’s talent show and only won because she wuz fine, and not because she could sing.
The Pussycat Dolls would be the preppy girl click that were known for being freaks
Christina Aguilera would be the random Hispanic girl that hung out wit the all the black girls and acted black
Queen Latifah would be the funny fat girl people hugged and said hi to in the hall
Brooke Valentine would be the super sexy girl that intimidated most guys, and could probably beat up lil bow wow.
Kanye West would be the guy who dressed up fly everyday at school so nobody would notice how strange he really is
Fantasia would be the girl that dropped out and got pregnant
but comes around to visit her friends
India Ari would be the girl that ate only organic food wore her hair natural and was spiritually in tune
Raven would be the chubby girl that had the crazy laugh everyone could recognize and hung out with the white girls
Tom Cruise would be the white teacher that was at all the school functions that the black kids tried to teach to dance
Jamie Foxx would be the new teacher that was liked by all the
women teachers and hung out with Tom Cruise
Chingy would be the guy no one really understood and missed school alot but talked
Lil Romeo would be the rich spoiled kid that tried to be gangsta
Young joc was the new kid that walked round the halls sayin “after school, its goin down”
Fat Joe was the 400 pound fat bully that took evrybodys Twinkies from the snack line.
Pretty Ricky was be the group that ran a train on usher’s girls